One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead
clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20
It amazes me how willing I am to drop my plans at the split second you want to hang out, but when it’s vise versa I get a “I already have plans. I told you.”
Man, I really hate being an emotional girl.
when my friends tell me sad stories im just like that’s so sad and that is my way of comforting them